Ode to Tawn Angel

I should preface this with the following: I love my roomate - she's the most fun ever. And as she's also the only person who reads this, I feel that it's safe to express my delight. Please see below.

Oh how I love thee,
Let me count the ways
First is how you call me
While shaving your legs

The second is like the first
When I think of life here without you
It's the absolute uttermost very worst
It simply wouldn't do

I love you a third way:
When you swing by to chat
After I've seen you all day
There's still more for that!

Number four is just this -
I can laugh and car-dance
As if nothing's amiss
With no glances askance...

You join in my fun and
in so doing it doubles;
This year's looking up
If we stay out of trouble.

Sleep well :)

Here's something funny

I keep writing things as if someone were reading them, which I'm fully aware that they're not. I think Tawny may well be the only one who even knows that I have a blog!!!! How about that?

In the meantime - this is my precious roommate whom I adore:

I just googled myself for fun...

And here's what I found:

Jennifer Sasser, your friendly neighborhood cyber crime slayer

I'm not making this up, although I wish I had.

Life as I know it

Okay, here's the deal-i-o: I'm back in school for my third go of it. To be fair, I finished the second go of it - now just pulling all the loose ends together to see if I can emerge before thirty with an accredited degree. So far, so good. My stress for the week includes catching up on nearly a decade worth of lost brain power when it comes to Greek (which I may not have been that good at to begin with), difficulties with my financial aid package, a terrible job market, being stood up, and not quite sure where to go for friends. Redeeming factors include: beautiful relaxing house, good natured & VERY easy to live with roomates, great classes, and hopes for a bright future. I just found out that there are several great trails to jog/hike along in the Redding area which thrills me to no end. It's supposed to stay cold for awhile which also tickles me to bits.

Stay tuned for new and exciting happenings :)

My First Blog

It's like my very first easy bake oven, except that I never really had one of those. I had to ghetto-rig a lightbulb to a potato & hover over cake batter smeared on a cookie sheet until some semblance of baking occured. That's a lie - I never did any of those things. I did, however once make a lightbulb with an upside down Coke Glass. Actually, my father did it while I observed. So again, I've never done any of those things. I'll have to make a note to remove "light bulb maker" from my resume.

I've recently decided that I oughtn't post anything of value here. My values tend to be rather dry & I'd hate to lose subscribers before I really build up my fan base. Instead I think I'll start writing falsehoods and calling them fiction. I'll start here:

There was an earthquake today... not a very big one, but large enough that I saw snow shiver and quiver before abandoning post on top of Mt. Shasta (see, right here you should know I'm lying - Mt. Shasta is 60.7 miles away from me on google maps - way too far to see snow in action). I lost my balance for a brief moment & when I regained some semblance of equilibrium it was only to discover that mythical animals ate my car.

I give up - this blogging isn't good for me until I have something to say. Until then little readers - be well!