If I meet a man and he's gay, and married and then I try to seduce him to "turn" him... is it adultery? Good people, I'm just aksin'.
It's just that today, I had a daydream - I saw a beautiful man drive up to Starbucks and then saunter in, order his coffee and, for a brief moment we made eye contact. Then his venti soy mocha, (no whip) was up & he was gone. Of course, my first reaction was "He's probably married." Then I thought, "No, he's gay." Then I thought, "He probably has a terminal illness." Then I thought, "He's probably gay, married & has a terminal illness... a veritable trifecta of unavailability." All that got me thinking about my damned if you do, damned if you don't approach to men. Tawny and I were just discussing that if they don't sidle up to your table, unbeckoned, on the strength of their own initiative we must only assume (from the argument of silence) that they are emotionally damaged, gay, taken, or otherwise preoccupied with various and sundry world issues (i.e., solving 3rd world hunger, curing cancer, terminating terrorism). Of course, should a man display the unadulterated gall to speak to us while we're existing in a public place, unattended - well then! I cower in fear, Tawny experiences a swell of residual indignance and we both present what amounts to the least amenable countenances possible... perhaps so unpersonable that we could solve the aforementioned global issues simply by staring them down, Chuck Norris style. So fellas, sorry - you might be just bum outta luck. To be fair though, I haven't been approached by anyone under the age of, say, 80 in the past several years... so it really isn't my problem.
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yea, must've been the world hunger...
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