I just woke up to ubergrossness: dog barf. Our sweet little princess, Zsa Zsa was nicely snuggled up next to me for awhile - then got up and left. Upon waking, I discovered why: DOG PUKE. The little mongrel regurgitated some nastiness and fled the scene. My bedding is all in the washer right now, but I am not done pouting. I mean really? Canine vomit? EW.
I told Tawny what happened and she quoted some tv show people who, after losing a competition claimed that the winners had horse shoes up their @$$e$. We agreed that I must have a black cat up my @$$ considering the way things seem to be going these days.
Ugh, I'm still utterly grossed out.
1 comment:
You CRACK ME UP! Dog barf? HAHAHA As a new mom, just remember this little bit of advice (I doubt it will help) babies aka puppies go to those they trust the most when they are sick. Don't be offended she barfed while snuggled with you, even if she did flee the scene and perhaps try and blame you (dogs do that), but think of her as going to the person in the house she trusts when she is vulnerable! Okay, that is a load of dog crap (or barf) but I am laughing so hard I couldn't help it.
HAHAAH
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