We're so totally famous, my Tawny & I, it's simply preposterous. Thanks to all my anonymous readers, I've been thoroughly humiliated in the new knowledge that you exist :)
So, add one more bit of brilliance to the "I-Couldn't-Make-This-Stuff-Up-If-I-Tried" files:
Received this evening on myspace, the following missive, "new to myspace,31 year old gaymale looking for female friends,in my opinion everygirl needs a gaymale bestfriend to listen to your boytoy problems, pick out your shoes, clothes purses/handbags and KEEP JERKS AWAY he he get back girl HUGGS=)"
I'm not kidding. Some random fella decided to offer his queerness for my benefit. If I knew who he was, I'd consider taking him up on it.
Til next time...
2 comments:
Eww. He probably isn't gay at all, and thinks he found the perfect way to pick up chicks.
"You're so perfect and beautiful you made me want to be straight!"
...Will be his "line" at the end of said shoe-shopping and boy-bashing.
That is quite possibly the funniest thing that I have ever heard (read).
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